FoxAlfa Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Well played ED for the April Fools, well played :D ------- All the people keep asking for capabilities to be modelled.... I want the limitations to be modelled.... limitations make for realistic simulation. Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a bit you realize the pig likes it. Long time ago in galaxy far far away: https://www.deviantart.com/alfafox/gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nansaram Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Matrix G-Lock ? All module in openbeta show same "Matrix type G-lock" G G G G G G For that, I un-install and re-install whole DCS. But same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 April Fools Day :D Modules: KA-50, A-10C, FC3, UH-1H, MI-8MTV2, CA, MIG-21bis, FW-190D9, Bf-109K4, F-86F, MIG-15bis, M-2000C, SA342 Gazelle, AJS-37 Viggen, F/A-18C, F-14, C-101, FW-190A8, F-16C, F-5E, JF-17, SC, Mi-24P Hind, AH-64D Apache, Mirage F1 System: Win 11 Pro 64bit, Ryzen 3800X, 32gb RAM DDR4-3200, PowerColor Radeon RX 6900XT Red Devil ,1 x Samsung SSD 970 EVO Plus 2TB NVMe, 2 x Samsung SSD 2TB + 1TB SATA, MFG Crosswind Rudder Pedals - VIRPIL T-50CM and VIRPIL MongoosT-50 Throttle - HP Reverg G2, using only the latest Open Beta, DCS settings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nansaram Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 April Fools Day :D Not funny! You spent my time ! If you have such a time, Just make un-crashed game not just like foolish things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amazingme Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 What happened? :) Specs: Asus Z97 PRO Gamer, i7 4790K@4.6GHz, 4x8GB Kingston @2400MHz 11-13-14-32, Titan X, Creative X-Fi, 128+2x250GB SSDs, VPC T50 Throttle + G940, MFG Crosswinds, TrackIR 5 w/ pro clip, JetSeat, Win10 Pro 64-bit, Oculus Rift, 27"@1920x1080 Settings:2.1.x - Textures:High Terrain:High Civ.Traffic:Off Water:High VisRan:Low Heatblur:High Shadows:High Res:1920x1080 RoC:1024 MSAA:4x AF:16x HDR:OFF DefS: ON GCI: ON DoF:Off Lens: OFF C/G:390m Trees:1500m R:max Gamma: 1.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiGon Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Have you entered the Matrix or what happened? :D Intel i7-12700K @ 8x5GHz+4x3.8GHz + 32 GB DDR5 RAM + Nvidia Geforce RTX 2080 (8 GB VRAM) + M.2 SSD + Windows 10 64Bit DCS Panavia Tornado (IDS) really needs to be a thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_Dragon Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Matrix incoming xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdstrike Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 and i really thought for a second that this is the funniest bug ive ever encountered...then i started thinking...wait its april 1st. looked on the forums to confirm my assumption and immediately see this thread... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuiGon Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 The first Matrix movie had its 20th anniversary yesterday ;) Intel i7-12700K @ 8x5GHz+4x3.8GHz + 32 GB DDR5 RAM + Nvidia Geforce RTX 2080 (8 GB VRAM) + M.2 SSD + Windows 10 64Bit DCS Panavia Tornado (IDS) really needs to be a thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn Penguin Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Hahahahahahah Now if only I could slow mo dodge that Aim-9 chasing me Cap'n Penguin a.k.a. Lawndart extraordinaire i9-9900K Processor - 120mm Liquid Cooling System - 32G (8 GB x 4) DDR4-3200MHz - Gigabyte GeForce RTX 2080 Ti - 11GB - 1 TB Western Digital Blue SSD - Motherboard (MSI MAG Z390 Tomahawk) - Corsair RMX850 PSU - Windows 10 - Thrustmaster Warthog HOTAS - Oculus Rift S - Old Lawn chair [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidy Dave Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Not funny! Funny is subjective and whilst I feel sorry for you, I also find this hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidy Dave Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Are you guys sure this isn't part of Global G-LOC Awareness day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toutenglisse Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Yep surprizing and funny ! weldone ! And it confirms to me for the few times when I saw something changing in DCS without any update, that it was not just impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancel Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 But do I really want to take the red pill this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElementLT Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Didn't realize it was April Fools day until google got me...once again! lol :-) Coming Soon... The Fraternity Returns : https://thefraternitysim.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkaroth Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 NOT FUNNY I have the same error. I spent hours with my computer today. Memtest ,Prime95, HDD tests, temperatur tests & thermal compounds. I really did everything I could think of. I have deleted Dcs World and reinstalled. The error remains. I'm really tired now. That was a day's work for the ass. Whats going on here ? Picture 1. Open Beta Picture 2. Stable i9-11900K, alle Kerne 5100 MHz – Asus ROG Maximus XIII Extreme – 64 GB DDR4 3733 MHz Cl17 – NVIDIA Rtx Asus Strix Oc 2080 super (4090 später ) – Hotas Warthog mit Drossel – Vpc Mongoos T50CM2 & Vpc 200 mm Verlängerung – Vpc ACE Sammlung Pedale -Trackir5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nansaram Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Funny is subjective and whilst I feel sorry for you, I also find this hilarious! You mock up your customer with your product. I'm not your employee. It's quite insane! You may not know, your openbeta has lots of bugs. It even sometimes did not closed normally. I terminate process sometimes. See the bug reports! So, it can not be regarded as just a joke. it have so many "jokes" in your product! Bugs is not a joke, hello understand? You should appologize to all your customer include me! Edited April 1, 2019 by Nansaram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobik2002 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) How i can enter matrix? :D Edit i found it :D Edited April 1, 2019 by Bobik2002 Ryzen 9 5900x | 32GB DDR4 | RTX 3090 | 32GB RAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amazingme Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Nice one! What can I say.. :) Specs: Asus Z97 PRO Gamer, i7 4790K@4.6GHz, 4x8GB Kingston @2400MHz 11-13-14-32, Titan X, Creative X-Fi, 128+2x250GB SSDs, VPC T50 Throttle + G940, MFG Crosswinds, TrackIR 5 w/ pro clip, JetSeat, Win10 Pro 64-bit, Oculus Rift, 27"@1920x1080 Settings:2.1.x - Textures:High Terrain:High Civ.Traffic:Off Water:High VisRan:Low Heatblur:High Shadows:High Res:1920x1080 RoC:1024 MSAA:4x AF:16x HDR:OFF DefS: ON GCI: ON DoF:Off Lens: OFF C/G:390m Trees:1500m R:max Gamma: 1.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Team BIGNEWY Posted April 1, 2019 ED Team Share Posted April 1, 2019 take a chill pill Blue or red? Forum rules - DCS Crashing? Try this first - Cleanup and Repair - Discord BIGNEWY#8703 - Youtube - Patch Status Windows 11, NVIDIA MSI RTX 3090, Intel® i9-10900K 3.70GHz, 5.30GHz Turbo, Corsair Hydro Series H150i Pro, 64GB DDR @3200, ASUS ROG Strix Z490-F Gaming, HP Reverb G2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy_99 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 take a chill pill Blue or red? Purple ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_sukebe Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Well I think it’s funny. System: 9700, 64GB DDR4, 2070S, NVME2, Rift S, Jetseat, Thrustmaster F18 grip, VPC T50 stick base and throttle, CH Throttle, MFG crosswinds, custom button box, Logitech G502 and Marble mouse. Server: i5 2500@3.9Ghz, 1080, 24GB DDR3, SSD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dooom Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I laughed so hard i actually had to dry coffee off my keyboard. ASUS Tuf Gaming Pro x570 / AMD Ryzen 7 5800X @ 3.8 / XFX Radeon 6900 XT / 64 GB DDR4 3200 "This was not in the Manual I did not read", cried the Noob" - BMBM, WWIIOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probad Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 this thread is even better than the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grunf Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 LOL Nice one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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