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First thing to do on the evening of the 12th


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1) Find a beach to play volleyball

2) Put on some shades and pick up a chick with a corny song at the bar

3) Take the girl home and watch Topgun movie.

 

4) When you wake up in the morning, kick the girl out so you can jump in your F-14.

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Nah you gotta go back to her place so you can be gone before she wakes up with only the note in the vague shape of an airplane as a reminder of your presence.

 

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Thing is, I don't care about the girl and how that goes, it's about setting the mood for the F-14.

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Nah you gotta go back to her place so you can be gone before she wakes up with only the note in the vague shape of an airplane as a reminder of your presence.

 

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You're forgetting asking her to use her bathroom to take a shower at your first date...

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1) It's probably going to be snowing here, because it's winter, so no beach volleyball because I'm stupid, not crazy.

2) I'm married, and my kids break all of my sunglasses all the time.

3) My wife doesn't like Top Gun because Tom Cruise.

4) Yeah, literally none of this is going to end well for me.

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1) ensure mustache exists and is ready

2) have a glass of scotch

3) remind the wife how awesome she is to have you via vigorous bedroom activity.

4) smoke a pipe

5) go to bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wake up with coffee and realize I’m gonna need an hour on the deck before I can even taxi the beast lol

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1) Find a beach to play volleyball

2) Put on some shades and pick up a chick with a corny song at the bar

3) Take the girl home and watch Topgun movie.

 

4) When you wake up in the morning, kick the girl out so you can jump in your F-14.

 

If you think you found the right one, then make her breakfast and ask her to be pilot or RIO for the rest of the day. If she says no, then she's not the right one.

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Start her up, taxi to runway, take off, auto pilot along the way for some outside views of my new jet, then Carrier landings until I get a 3 wire, RTB to land base, go supersonic on the way, buzz the tower, land and shutdown. Rearm with some weapons and deploy them, RTB, land. Debrief with my “friend” BK and repeat.

 

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You're forgetting the classic Blackadder quote from Lord Flasheart.

"First thing to remember is: always treat your kite, like you treat your women, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back."

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Work on slow speed handling characteristics...I've got Zeros to splash! :D

 

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If you think you found the right one, then make her breakfast and ask her to be pilot or RIO for the rest of the day. If she says no, then she's not the right one.
Yeah, if she says no you just dodged a Kelly McGillis

 

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Lol, WTF did I just watch? :prop:

 

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