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what happened to the "Stoner Music"thread by the way??

 

I had a very good addon, Chilli Peppers : Dani California

 

It got moved to the Fleym thread in the Russian forums. I guess there is so much serious, on-topic stuff here that it got moved to avoid confusing us all. This thread will be next I'm sure. Having fun as a community will NOT be tolerated!!! :D

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It got moved to the Fleym thread in the Russian forums. I guess there is so much serious, on-topic stuff here that it got moved to avoid confusing us all. This thread will be next I'm sure. Having fun as a community will NOT be tolerated!!! :D

 

 

But then.... we did have fun!!!!

 

 

<S> All of you I am out of here

:D

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Yup, we sure did, but it won't be tolerated...we'd better just close our eyes and get back in line.

 

"RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!" :D

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Party Hints :

 

Hello,

last week on "Party Hints" I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round 26 people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo.

This week I'm going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you're having a party. Well obviously it'll depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt is raised.

 

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators. So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor, and shoot everybody.

This will deal with the Red Menace on your own doorstep.

 

If you're having canapés, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all the houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and your neighbours will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror.

So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. Bye!

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Guest IguanaKing

Brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin

When danger reared its ugly head

He proudly tucked his tail and fled

 

Don't mess with Robin though, he slew the vicious chicken of Bristol. :D

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