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Breaking News! DCS Cows steal windows tip!

 

 

 

"It was learned today the DCS Cows have initiated a cyber attack on a private web site,

and stolen a windows 10 tip posted there by Backy51.

 

The attack took place overnight and the site administrator states that as soon as it was discovered,

They shut the connection down.

It appears only the tip was stolen.

All other information on the site remains safe.

 

The tip was,

 

"Hot Windows 10 Tip: Windows Key + G brings up screen recording mode that will record what you play and save it as a native MP4 video file. Best of all ... it's free! "

 

A wide search was conducted, using UH-!h Huey's and KA-50 Black-Sharks, but no trace of the Cows was found.

 

 

Investigators suspect a "Rouge" cow is on the loose.

They ask anyone with information about the whereabouts of these walking prime ribs, please contact them.

At this time the whereabouts of the Bovine perpetrators remains unknown."

 

 

 

 

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"Yeah, and though I work in the valley of Death, I will fear no Evil. For where there is one, there is always three. I preparest my aircraft to receive the Iron that will be delivered in the presence of my enemies. Thy ALCM and JDAM they comfort me. Power was given unto the aircrew to make peace upon the world by way of the sword. And when the call went out, Behold the "Sword of Stealth". And his name was Death. And Hell followed him. For the day of wrath has come and no mercy shall be given."

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Any DCS Cows found wearing rouge will be shot on sight and sold to Ruth Chris. Rogue cows may carry on!

 

The above WIN10 tip applies to build 1809. YMMV.


Edited by Backy 51

I don't need no stinkin' GPS! (except for PGMs :D) :pilotfly:

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This thread is bullshit

 

Everyone knows cows don't wear rouge

 

They wear mascara


Edited by Svsmokey

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This is all udderly ridiculous.

 

:thumbup:

 

Yeah , we're milking it for all it's worth...


Edited by Svsmokey

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:megalol:

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What ya'all do in your downtime from flight time, is your business. :-)

 

 

LOL!

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What ya'all do in your downtime from flight time, is your business. :-)

 

 

LOL!

 

I herd that !


Edited by Svsmokey

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...I gotta fever...and the only prescription is more cowbells!

 

LOL. Greatest skit ever.

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Bullshit!

 

Hey man , what's your beef ? We're just trying to rustle-up a little fun . If the pasture-platters are too deep for you , you can hoof it out of here , and leave us to our bovine buffoon-ery...:)

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Yq10duL.gif

 

 

a future "ex" wife for some lucky b*st*rd.... :lol:

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Well , they do have a legitimate bitch . While we were running around seeing who could spit the farthest , and trying to figure out how to make alcohol , they quietly invented agriculture , the basis of all civilisation . Still , that is one funny clip !

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