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Ніщо так сильно не ранить мозок, як уламки скла від розбитих рожевих окулярів

There is nothing so hurtful for the brain as splinters of broken rose-coloured spectacles.

Ничто так сильно не ранит мозг, как осколки стекла от разбитых розовых очков (С) Me

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I seems the DCS COWS are in the witness protection program.....

Either that, or they were threatened with a barbecue....:D

I thought they were being delivered in the SC hold but they must have escaped!

 

 

 

 

Warning!

 

COWS on the Lam!

 

 

If seen, please report it to your local ED team member so they may be herded back into the sim !

 

 

Anyone found to be hiding them will become part of the barbecue menu.....:music_whistling:

"Yeah, and though I work in the valley of Death, I will fear no Evil. For where there is one, there is always three. I preparest my aircraft to receive the Iron that will be delivered in the presence of my enemies. Thy ALCM and JDAM they comfort me. Power was given unto the aircrew to make peace upon the world by way of the sword. And when the call went out, Behold the "Sword of Stealth". And his name was Death. And Hell followed him. For the day of wrath has come and no mercy shall be given."

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I have asked cOFF about my DCS COWS.....

 

 

They were promised long ago.....

 

 

My conversation as follows.....

 

 

"Just one more question....

 

 

Are the DCS Cows going to be release from witness protection?biggrin.gif

I figure they must be in hiding after finding out they would be shot at by the aircraft.....music_whistling.gif

 

 

Thank the team please!"

 

 

And his response.....

 

 

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LOL) no idea about the cows.

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Dmitry S. Baikov @ Eagle Dynamics"

 

 

 

 

Perhaps not........:megalol:

"Yeah, and though I work in the valley of Death, I will fear no Evil. For where there is one, there is always three. I preparest my aircraft to receive the Iron that will be delivered in the presence of my enemies. Thy ALCM and JDAM they comfort me. Power was given unto the aircrew to make peace upon the world by way of the sword. And when the call went out, Behold the "Sword of Stealth". And his name was Death. And Hell followed him. For the day of wrath has come and no mercy shall be given."

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And now, the worlds First and only.......Flying Cow! Problem is......Cows can't fly..:D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bet you didn't see THAT one comin.:lol:

 

 

 

 

So THIS is why we have no DCS Cows......:megalol:

"Yeah, and though I work in the valley of Death, I will fear no Evil. For where there is one, there is always three. I preparest my aircraft to receive the Iron that will be delivered in the presence of my enemies. Thy ALCM and JDAM they comfort me. Power was given unto the aircrew to make peace upon the world by way of the sword. And when the call went out, Behold the "Sword of Stealth". And his name was Death. And Hell followed him. For the day of wrath has come and no mercy shall be given."

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Okay, but would an unladen cow really have such pitch up tendencies? Is that center of lift way in front of the CG, or is the tail not making as much downforce as it should?

 

Perhaps the CFD was based off a juvenile tail without a lot of hair on it, instead of a cow in operation conditions.

 

Sure catapulting a cow may not have been done operationally, but it is technically possible according to T.O-1-Bovine Holstein September 2001 figure 5-3, or do I have the variant incorrect?

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Will be cool to transfer some cows to villages in mountains with choppers. Back to USSR when fella bout cow from city and asked SUAF to help him out to bring a cow home. Epic mission to get a cow to 10k feet with a KA50. Mmmm...

 

 

There are no cows in Russia (you think I'm kidding...go buy dairy anywhere but Moscow and see what you get).

 

 

 

This would need to be a cold war mod with retro cows.

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well We need Sheep at the Falklands/Malvinas map, and COWs in the continent of course!!!

Sheeps and pinguins:

 

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can you make them as could be slinged or embarked?

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Simon Pearson, the Global Business Development Director of ED, talks about the development of cows and that ED has internal discussions on how damage is supposed to be applied to them.

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OH we Argies are experts on the Damage Model and Systems of cows we BBQem quite alot!

 

Maybe contact Wags then and ask if they have use for another SME on that matter. :thumbup:

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COW on Deck!

 

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Cow in trouble! :D

 

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Don't Jump! :megalol:

 

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"Yeah, and though I work in the valley of Death, I will fear no Evil. For where there is one, there is always three. I preparest my aircraft to receive the Iron that will be delivered in the presence of my enemies. Thy ALCM and JDAM they comfort me. Power was given unto the aircrew to make peace upon the world by way of the sword. And when the call went out, Behold the "Sword of Stealth". And his name was Death. And Hell followed him. For the day of wrath has come and no mercy shall be given."

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Holy shit, why isn't this mentioned in the changelog???

:yay:

 

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Holy shit, why isn't this mentioned in the changelog???

:yay:

 

Neither was the invisible helipad and that is far more useful. Thank you ED.

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Neither was the invisible helipad and that is far more useful. Thank you ED.

 

Indeed :thumbup:

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