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"Adolf Hitler was a German football coach, say one in 20 children" :doh:

^^^ this and more in an article about an inquiry conducted in UK:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6507969/Adolf-Hitler-was-a-German-football-coach-say-one-in-20-children.html

 

quote: "And one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park while one in 20 said the Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war."

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10x :doh:


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"Adolf Hitler was a German football coach, say one in 20 children" :doh:

^^^ this and more in an article about an inquiry conducted in UK:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6507969/Adolf-Hitler-was-a-German-football-coach-say-one-in-20-children.html

 

quote: "And one in six youngsters said they thought Auschwitz was a Second World War theme park while one in 20 said the Holocaust was a celebration at the end of the war."

end of quote

 

10x :doh:

That's kinda sad...

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http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n4/htdocs/russian.php

At the height of Gorbachev’s anti-alcohol campaign, MiG jet fighters, the pride of the Soviet Air Force, earned the name “flying restaurants.” Not because of the wonderful food served on board, but rather because of the buzz-packing antifreeze that you could siphon from the jet’s innards.

 

According to 33-year-old Dima, who knew several people who regularly drank MiG antifreeze while he served in the army in Siberia, you could only drink five good shots of it per week. Otherwise you risked going blind.

 

One junior officer that he served with used to count how many shots he’d downed by pulling his belt a notch tighter with every drink because, as Dima said, “He knew when his pants hurt that it was time to stop.”

 

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinkvw14475.html — MiG Cocktail recipe.

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Well, Russians have a lovely way of practical thinking - if there is alcohol in the pipes, drink it!

 

 

Or: If the gearbox on your excavator fails... :

 

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LOL, I knew it was a lie! :music_whistling:

 

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Well, the tiger is easy noted, but does anyone else see the moose? :P

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This photo was taken at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska around 2003. The large critter is a moose, and the F-16 in the picture ain't going anywhere until the moose decides to leave. The Eielson base and the surrounding area is home to over 500 moose. After September 11, 2001, the usual hunting activity (to keep the moose population down) was curtailed when the base was closed to civilians. But this policy was soon changed to allow the hunters to go in and keep the moose population under control. Since there are not enough local wolves (fewer than a dozen) to keep the moose population down, without the hunters, many moose would starve over the long Winters because of a lack of sufficient food for a larger herd.
When an airfield was cleaned they sent all moose droppings to this Sweden paper manufacturer: http://www.cariann-of-sweden.com/infopaper_.html

 

The paper is slightly brown and has a scent of bark. It has a beautiful texture with visible fragments of wood and bark.
Hope they have not tasted it.
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