Post your favorite Jester quote

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

after a bolter

trying to do AAR, jester talking about the basket

"you're teasing it man ***giggles*** just stick it in ***giggles again***"

"Man I think the LSO got a boner with that one"

 

Brilliant

I love this one too! I hear it often enough because DLC is like cheating.... seriously... why is it NOT on the Hornet? :)

So far it's "Glug Glug Glug" when I eventually figured out how to "Use the force" :lol: When attempting to a2a refuel.

I have setup an easy training mission for learning the systems and procedures... for this I use just MIG 15 as target drones.

Jester had it locked on and as we approached visual range he identified the poor mig 15 with a laugh - "iiits a... pfaahahaha its an..." I could not hear the rest of the sentence because at this time my phoenix reached the mig and he changed to another sentence, but he was clearly amused, and I also.

I can not remember laughing so hard in a DCS single player training mission :-D

The F14 module is awesome, but Jester in particular is a whole new page of immersion in DCS.

Never got him to say it (although the F-14 climbs ridiculously high) but there's a sound file of him booming PIGSSS INN SPAACCEEE

Well after about the 4th time trying to remotely trying to catch a wire. all i hear in the background is " ho-pity hop hop bolter" ????????:pilotfly:

I was doing the mission where you have to bomb the bridges and after taking 2 rounds of AAA on the first bridge, Jester goes "I'm ejecting". Sure enough, a second later the canopy blows and I look back to a perfectly functional jet and an empty cockpit. Thanks for sticking by me, buddy!

When coming down especially hard onto the CV for a landing:

"my back bones just became back bros with how close they are now"

And when missing all the wires and having to go around for another try...

"Next time can you actually put her down? I really gotta take a shit"

I think my Jester doesn't like me. He hasn't said anything non-mission related to me. No snark, no commentary. Did I get Boring Jester by mistake?

I've been spoiled by the FBW birds. Yesterday, while in the Turkey, pulled some really hard G's and had structural failure... I knew something was up when Jester said "There goes the tail!!!...."

"Shit, shit shit!"

I was doing the mission where you have to bomb the bridges and after taking 2 rounds of AAA on the first bridge, Jester goes "I'm ejecting". Sure enough, a second later the canopy blows and I look back to a perfectly functional jet and an empty cockpit. Thanks for sticking by me, buddy!

Same here! I was like "Where you going its just a few bullets?" Flew home in a convertible, Thanks buddy!:thumbup:

Was trying out the guns training, came up behind the IL-78, went to PLM, squeezed first trigger detent...

“Ohh! Piece of candy!”

>Bullets everywhere

And of course, when pulling out of a low and steep dive: “Shit...shit...shit!”

After a belter, said "boink" then....."boink, boink...... BOIIIINK!"

When missing the basket while AA refueling:

"There was turbulence.... I swear!"

Turning his vertebrea into verte-bro's...

Thats rigt buddy, I'm gonna make sure you get the full disability check. ;)

"This must be how Goose died..."

"This must be how Goose died..."

LOL

"Nice, 3 wire." :pilotfly:

"Nice, 3 wire." :pilotfly:

That... and "Splash!" are the two I prefer to hear!

"This must be how Goose died..."

LOL

I caught him saying after a trap. "Are you feeling jumpy? I'm feeling jumpy! Let's go get another bolter."

Thing is, we hit the three wire on the first pass, so I dunno what he was talking about.

Amusing nonetheless.

v6,

boNes

Missed the basket.."Hmmhohoffpfhhlsspheehe' from the back seat. Yeah yeah quiet in the cheap seats. :)

When dogfighting close to the bandit: “Show me your pilot’s shit!”.