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Old 06-06-2018, 08:29 AM   #4631
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Old 06-09-2018, 02:08 PM   #4632
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:05 PM   #4633
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:03 AM   #4634
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Old 06-20-2018, 12:49 PM   #4636
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Old 06-22-2018, 04:04 PM   #4637
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Jump into a/c on stennis. Startup, check list before taxi, brake's off, power on, not moving more power, still not moving. Afterburner, still not moving. Nothing in front of me, look left, then right, nothing blocking me. Cycle brake, still no go. Did the patch brake something and I can't fly off carrier now. Ok F2 view CHOCKS CHOCKS CHOCKS. Ok, how do I remove them well I'll try this menu, ground crew,
chief remove chock. Aaaaaahhhhhh she moves. After nine year of not thinking about something like that, suddenly, well you get the picture.
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Old 06-29-2018, 07:19 AM   #4638
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:00 AM   #4639
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Old 07-01-2018, 11:40 AM   #4640
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