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  1. Pot heads unite !!!! I'm an avid 40 year old recreational pot smoker myself... Long live Marijuana.......:doh:
  2. Party Hints : Hello, last week on "Party Hints" I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round 26 people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I'm going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you're having a party. Well obviously it'll depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt is raised. If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be diff
  3. "We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?"
  4. Good luck my friend. Go buy an Aluminium boat capable of carrying at leats 6 people. You might need to save some people and /or pets. That dosen't look too good !!! Take care and let us know how it turn out Bud !!!
  5. Instigator: Runs to microwave oven to retrieve a fresh hot batch of Pop-corn..... comes back and reclines for some well deserved cup of BullSh.... Here we go ...on 1, 2 ........
  6. Hehhehe... The little smile is a hint to his past intentions and activities...
  7. If you guys want a book that will keep you off your seat and will not want to put the damn book down... I have never read a better book...full of action and the greatest story telling ever.. Read " Dirty White Boys " by Stephen Hunter
  8. ** Intuition ** http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=intuition I have experienced it first hand and saved the life of a kid and the life of a wreckless driver... I was driving home one night after a long days work. I usually drive 10 or 15 miles above the posted speed limit. I had a 88 Camaro Z-28 and was used to speeding everywhere. On this night I left work and as I got in my car I felt this uneasiness.. This feeling got me nervous un-like any other day in my life. I could sence there was something weird going on. I could not put my finger on what was going on...on
  9. 20 years ago in that stretch of " Highway " road.... 2way road leading out to the middle of nowhere in between big towns.. What you call here in the states Farm Roads... Back then this road was very uneven and pot holes were spread out at what seems every 30 ft. You defenatly could not drive 60mph...especially at night with no street light as far as the eye could see... Now this same road has been updated.. But to get to the town I was heading too...they have built a 3 lane highway.. I hear !!! I haven't gone back to deep Mexico in that long of a time... That was the last time I
  10. 18 years ago the only way to travel to Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico was through this road. 2 way road with no emergency parking lane or median.... just a 2 ft. drop in elevation on the edge of the road.. That night we were almost thrown off the road by a crazy driver who on purpously threw his car at us. We vered off to the right and went of the road with our 2 right tires.. Sparks flying everywhere as we tryed to get our car in the road again.... We shitted bricks on that instant... After that crazy insident with that car... we drove about 30 minutes further on the same road.. We are
  11. Ok, Picture this.. It's almost 4 hour after we left Texas at around 6pm.. So, that put the time at around mid-night or so... We are in Mexico...in the middle of no-where... Do you know Mexico..? It's full of road side pirates... I know I have been there a lot. 911? Hehehhe.. Now I know you are messing with me.. We are in a foreign country ..People.. Help the man... Come on !! Working on his fence with an Electric tool.. No..No..NOooo Not in Mexico !! They can barely afford a hot sandwitch... They will take your car and rape you women... You don't do that in Me
  12. Ok..Here goes another experience of mine of an un-explained occurrense.. I was about 22 which sets this story to about 18 or 20 years ago. My Brother-in-Law and sister were going to take a trip in car to Guadalajara, Jal. Mexico. My Aunt had invited them for vacation down there and My Sisiter in turn invited me. By the time we left it was around 6Pm. About 4 hours later, We are driving on this 2 lane desolate road doing about 50 MPH. Mesquite fence posts going by as far as the highbeams could loominate. Nothing but stars and the sound of our music in our senses. My sister is in th
  13. You guys are funny.. Connection 128... warping...LOL For real guys, My brother and I saw this plane from diffrent directions at about 3 miles apart... In the sky it was the size of a nickle...at about a 45deg. angle to me... Partly cloudy and sunny.. I could tell it was some sort of Cessna.. We both saw it disappear after climing and then diving suddenly.. It was gone just like that.. He saw it from a diffrent location than I did... and the funny part is that we both saw it dissapear instantly.. There was never any news of a crash on the papers.... No airshow in the city.
  14. I will start by telling you this weired aircraft manuever I saw 10 years ago. That I can't, too this day explain how or what happened to the people on this plane. I was standing in front of my Mom's house about 10 years ago in Brownsville, Tx...just there looking at the sky. At the same time my brother 10 years younder than I, is watering his lawn 3 miles away. As I stand there looking at cloud formations..I see this aircraft flying erratically.. It looked like a Cesna of some kind. He was flying what looked like 100 ft. up and 100 ft. down..just like that. Up and down erratically. My broth
  15. Congratulations Buddy, on your 9 out of 10 posts Locked Record.. Good job..:icon_pray How you do it? Naaa... really !! I have never met anyone that has accomplished that in a week... Again.. Wow !!!!
  16. Good job guys.. Navy Vet here..there's nothing like seeing the Blue Angels doing a show. Can't wait to see you guys in action again..
  17. Nice Britt.. Thanks for the hard work.. Now, let's bring it on !!!!
  18. :icon_hang I can levitate a mouse 50 ft. using only a right round house kick...... :confused:
  19. I'm up there...Nice to see some faces up there...
  20. Thanks Cato... I wasn't sure if I should do that.. I'll give it a go and see what kind of surprices await us... Sellect YES ..ok
  21. Ok.. I went where the file is located..highlighted it and right click..sellected properties from the drop down list and under attributes..neither Read-Only nor Hidden are checked marked..
  22. Check for read only files? Ok.. I downloaded the patch... I opened it and ran....Now, I check for read only files...? Where and how?
  23. The extracting phace of the files during installation stops at... bazar/Terrain/Map ...and a window pops up with this error: ? Error occured during copying old files. In case of error during install process you will not be able to undo. Do you want to continue? Yes No It's a fresh install of 1.1 I have no Mods what so ever.... Should I sellect Yes or No? Do I flip a coin? __________________
  24. Installing error ? The extracting phace of the files during installation stops at... bazar/Terrain/Map ...and a window pops up with this error: ? Error occured during copying old files. In case of error during install process you will not be able to undo. Do you want to continue? Yes No It's a fresh install of 1.1 I have no Mods what so ever.... Should I sellect Yes or No? Do I flip a coin?
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