A B52 was flying with an F117 escort who was being quite the annoyance... Flying circles around the lumbering bomber and generally showing off. At one point, the F117 pilot radioed the bomber crew with, "Anything you can do, I can do better!"
"Let's have a little contest then, shall we?" Came the reply from the bomber's pilot.
"Sure thing!"
The B52 continued to fly straight and level for several minutes before the F117 pilot got annoyed at the wait to see what they could pull out.
"B52, c'mon... do something!"
"We already did."
"What??"
"Shut down two of our engines."
