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Old 10-18-2006, 12:54 PM   #1151
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Эволюция программиста

Школа, 10-й класс


10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END



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program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.




3-й курс


(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))



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#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();

return(0); }

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT hRslt;
IHello *pHello;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcsPath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {


hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
}

return(0);
}



Менеджер проекта


- Алло, Вася ? Можешь сделать мне программу, которая печатает "Hello, world."?
Это нужно завтра к утру.



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From: Петров И.С.
To: Сидоров (Менеджер)
Mark: Срочно !

Требуется программа, печатающая "Hello, world." на экране.
Срок: сегодня к обеду.



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- Катенька, сообщи всем, что через час состоится совещание по проекту "Hello, world."
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-В программе "Сам себе режиссер" показывают, как самолёт с террористами врезается сначала в одно здание ВТЦ, затем второй - в другое. После этого в кадре появляется сияющее лицо Усамы Бен Ладена с вопросом: "А Вам слабо?!"
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