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City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

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:huh:

 

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Case: Corsair 400C

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MOBO: ASUS CROSSHAIR HERO VI AM4

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Click me to commence your Journey of Pillage and Plunder!

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'....And when I get to Heaven, to St Peter I will tell....

One more Soldier reporting Sir, I've served my time in Hell......'

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And apparently also a shark :doh:

 

Wonder if they do Mother-in-Laws? That should scare the livin' bejeebuz out of my neighberhood and establish an airtight perimeter around my property what with her hovering about every so often.

 

Hang on.........

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...not over yet!

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My PC specs below:

Case: Corsair 400C

PSU: SEASONIC SS-760XP2 760W Platinum

CPU: AMD RYZEN 3900X (12C/24T)

RAM: 32 GB 4266Mhz (two 2x8 kits) of trident Z RGB @3600Mhz CL 14 CR=1T

MOBO: ASUS CROSSHAIR HERO VI AM4

GFX: GTX 1080Ti MSI Gaming X

Cooler: NXZT Kraken X62 280mm AIO

Storage: Samsung 960 EVO 1TB M.2+6GB WD 6Gb red

HOTAS: Thrustmaster Warthog + CH pro pedals

Monitor: Gigabyte AORUS AD27QD Freesync HDR400 1440P

 

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^^^^

What a loser that guy is :D

 

Waits for few days for this stupid phone (absolute insanity) and then almost drops the box while trying to open the box (as his hand slips), then is stupid enough not to think "hey I might actually drop this... I don't want to drop this expensive crap before I even use it" but no... lets continue being stupid and..... woooops.... there it goes on the concrete!

 

What a loser! :lol:

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What a loser that guy is :D

 

Waits for few days for this stupid phone (absolute insanity) and then almost drops the box while trying to open the box (as his hand slips), then is stupid enough not to think "hey I might actually drop this... I don't want to drop this expensive crap before I even use it" but no... lets continue being stupid and..... woooops.... there it goes on the concrete!

 

What a loser! :lol:

I also feel a bit sorry for him. He was so nervous and shaking because of the crowd and the journalists. :D

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots."

 

Albert Einstein

 

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I'd like to find a corpus of writing from children in a non-self-selected sample (e.g. handwritten letters to the president from everyone in the same teacher's 7th grade class every year)--and score the kids today versus the kids 20 years ago on various objective measures of writing quality. I've heard the idea that exposure to all this amateur peer practice is hurting us, but I'd bet on the generation that conducts the bulk of their social lives via the written word over the generation that occasionally wrote book reports and letters to grandma once a year, any day.

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Oldie but goodie: A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb... It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-old first-graders, because the last one is a classic!

 

1.

Don't change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

bug is close.

3.

It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

How?

6.

Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible

8.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can't teach an old dog new

Math

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll

stink in the morning.

11.

Love all, trust

Me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

14..

Where there's smoke there's

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two's company, three's

the Musketeers.

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

You have to blow your nose.

20..

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don't succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box

24..

When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.

26..

Better late than

Pregnant

City Hall is easier to fight, than a boys' club - an observation :P

"Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us." - Jefferson

"Give a group of potheads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and they'll quickly turn into engineers... its simply amazing."

EVGA X99 FTW, EVGA GTX980Ti FTW, i7 5930K, 16Gb Corsair Dominator 2666Hz, Windows 7 Ultimate 64Bit, Intel 520 SSD x 2, Samsung PX2370 monitor and all the other toys

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"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"

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