You know when it's time to take a break from DCS A10-C when..

1. You can't feel your legs.

2. Your licking the barbaque sauce off your shirt from 2 days ago as a form of substance.

3. Your wife starts to introduce her new boyfriend but you say hang on I've just spoted an enemy tank column.

4. ?

Trying to find the CICU/IFFCC switches in my car to do systems check after I start my car.

Driving to work I look 5 degrees to the left to see out the door window, real life has no TrackIR!

Saying "Cleared hot" everytime I exit the motorway onto a slip road, then proceeding to drive fast around country lanes and making GAU-8 noises...

Just me on that one? :P

Everytime a slow or bad driver is ahead of you you make GAU 8 sounds and imagine the car exploding.

You urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns.

Or you can't urinate untill the guy next to you says "cleared hot" 'And that can get awkward'

Of course you steady the car while imagining PACS :P

. . . threads like this start showing up :D

You decide that since you're flying in Nevada, and Area 51 is in Nevada, you should search for UFOs

When you go to bed you tell your wife play time is 5 minutes.

You get cleared hot but then bingo out with a hung store.

you try to involve the police car in a close dogfight as they light up the

"STOP Police" behind you...

When instead of using something simple like an AIM-9 or the GAU-8/A you resort to bombs for your air-to-air kills.....:music_whistling:

(Killing yourself count's as an air-to-air kill right?):doh:

..you have A-10 C pictures as a wallpaper in all of your computers.

...you buy all books about A-10.

.....you are making plastic kits of A-10 C from Revell

.....you are hurrying home to play A-10 C.

The first 3 yes :) the last, not yet :'( no cc :(

But I have a good one:

...when you readback the traffic news as you sit in the jam, but only the 4th, 6th and 8th lines:)

... when I have to go work

... when I have to go toilet

... hmm... in bed with the mistress ;)

Thats it! I'm not going to waste any more of my precious time on any other stuff. DCS A-10C all the way!!!!

P.S. I dreamed playing a quickstart of A-10C last night and found a number of bugs (yes even when I was dreaming), so I did the most logical thing and I bought it as soon as I woke up :lol:

You´ve setted up your HOTAS perfectly.

You´ve setted up your HOTAS perfectly.

:lol:Good one

Everytime a slow or bad driver is ahead of you you make GAU 8 sounds and imagine the car exploding.

Guilty as charged.

the last, not yet :'( no cc :(

+1 Rep for maintaining your sanity despite browsing the forums and not being able to play yet. You have to get this situation remedied fast Lukas.

... you're trying to activate the APU before starting your car.

Wake up in the middle of the night screaming "CICU!"

First thing when you wake up you instinctively feel around for the battery and inverter switches.

When you finally start reading the manual because you´re too exhausted to move anything else but the eyes.

When you start dreaming tms short tms long :)

Bullet

You finish taking a shit and try to pull the ejection handle.

You urinate in 2 second burst, saying guns, guns, guns.

Or you can't urinate untill the guy next to you says "cleared hot" 'And that can get awkward'

LOL, sounds like something I would do :thumbup:

+1 Rep for maintaining your sanity despite browsing the forums and not being able to play yet. You have to get this situation remedied fast Lukas.

Dude what about me? I'm going insane hear and I still have to save enough money to buy a computer just to play this game

... you're trying to activate the APU before starting your car.

Me after flying the VRS superbug in fsx

..you trade in your pet-dog for a real warthog. :D

My dog already is one

You finish taking a shit and try to pull the ejection handle.

I do that when it burns, Engine fire Engine fire, two ejecting