Droppin' JDAMs like they're stupid?

Yo!

Sometimes when when I'm out flying on missions, I get hit into emergency conditions.

I get my CICU shot up and I have to flee, because I can't tell any of my sensors to drop a SPI.

MFCDs are black, my TGP is down. If only I could drop a JDAM in this town.

Now, I know they ain't gonna hit like Cupid if I drop them like they're stupid.

It's telling me to use the CCRP, but since I'm full of holes that's ain't an option for me.

Now is there any way that I can drop a JDAM you see, using nothin' but the CCIP?

Y'all with me? Say B.R.R.R.T! B.R.R.R.T!

When I say J you say DAM!

J!

I think you're better off playing wannabe gangster GTA.

I think you're better off playing wannabe gangster GTA.

:) Jay...........He is just a pumped up youngster.

Do the "Emergency Jettison" thing over the city........U might get lucky.

I will say Dam when U say J.......any day of the week kid. LOL

Atalia, bummer. That's one advantage of the GBU-12 then I guess.

Haha, what a great way to ask a question! :thumbup:

As a rule, don't use the JDAM like a fool.

For reasons unknown to me, you can't use CCIP.

I tried and could not achieve, as much as I'd like to believe,

to drop the bomb dumb with a flick of the thumb.

The weapon's too smart, been that right from the start.

Without exact coordinates, whose home would you blow to shreds?

So use it like intended, with CCRP as I comprehend it.

Then hit your target with a JDAM, says your wingman "Hot damn!"

A10C is too slow for effective CCIP bombing unless you are really doing a major dive which is a risk in itself

A10C is too slow for effective CCIP bombing unless you are really doing a major dive which is a risk in itself

You gotta be kiddin' me, right?

A10C is too slow for effective CCIP bombing unless you are really doing a major dive which is a risk in itself

Wrong. The A10C can't do CCIP becouse if you pull out of a dive (any dive) you will break your wings 100% of the time , guaranteed. You should only do CCRP bombing , preferably at altitudes above 25.000ft. :pilotfly: :joystick:

Wrong. The A10C can't do CCIP becouse if you pull out of a dive (any dive) you will break your wings 100% of the time , guaranteed. You should only do CCRP bombing , preferably at altitudes above 25.000ft. :pilotfly: :joystick:

I can pull nearly 8 g´s without any problem :thumbup:

you will break your wings 100% of the time, guaranteed.

You may, I don't.

Wouldn't the ability to drop it like a dumb be set in the INV page? Like the Nose Fuze n stuff?

People really can't take a joke here , wow

Jdammit!

I just realized it's a rhyme hahaha

nice one!

A10C is too slow for effective CCIP bombing unless you are really doing a major dive which is a risk in itself

Uhhh... wow. Welcome to Earth?

Wrong. The A10C can't do CCIP becouse if you pull out of a dive (any dive) you will break your wings 100% of the time , guaranteed. You should only do CCRP bombing , preferably at altitudes above 25.000ft. :pilotfly: :joystick:

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

A10C is too slow for effective CCIP bombing unless you are really doing a major dive which is a risk in itself

1. Straight forward CCIP is available and can be safely executed...guess there needs to be some review on delivery profiles.

2. CCIP/CR (consent release) makes CCIP an option in effectively level flight even.

Please don't state things that are inaccurate...the noobs are gullible and impressionable (i.e. don't know better than to not believe you).

Wrong. The A10C can't do CCIP becouse if you pull out of a dive (any dive) you will break your wings 100% of the time , guaranteed. You should only do CCRP bombing , preferably at altitudes above 25.000ft. :pilotfly: :joystick:

I am sure I am stupider for reading this post...And I love it when people blame poor technique or lack of experience on the game.

CCIP works just fine/ I use CCIP all the time AND I don't tear my wings off. Of course I know how to properly configure the system and aircraft to properly and effectivly use CCIP effectively...

But that takes patience.

DAM! :thumbup:

Yikes..some people need to lighten up.. If you can't understand someone is joking, even with smiley faces and exaggerated numbers, it might be time to take a step back.

Yea, people's zeal to be correct apparently blunts their irony-radar.

Well, some people just feel better than others just because they play the DCS.

It`s sad...

Yea, people's zeal to be correct apparently blunts their irony-radar.

Jams their irony radar, geez.

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EasyEB its obvious you're a total hack fraud since you apparently don't realize that since irony radars aren't real they can't be jammed. If you had half a wit you'd realize that fake radars can be deprecated by whatever means the originating commenter desires and as such that is the one true way to describe it.

Sincerely Longbottom Smedley Snarkworm III, esq QC. Mrs.